Reviews without the bullshit.

Was so good I bought it three times.

1. For Myself

2. Gifted To a Friend

3. To cover up the multiple tear stained pages

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Rough Translation: I do be enjoying this.

There would be no sweeter way to exit life than by this.

Would sell my left kidney… stone for this.

I’m in love.

The thirst is real but with this at least it’s adequately quenched.